Funny questions

Q: Will I get splinters from a wooden dildo?

A: No you will not - just like you don't normally get splinters from wooden chair. If properly taken care of a Cundigo dildo is almost indestructible.

Q: Will my pet dog or goat eat my Cundigo dildo?

A: Yes, please keep away from animals, they do tend to like chewing on things.

Q: Water and fire?

A: Yes and no. Cundigo wooden dildo loves to take baths with you, but do not mistake it for a snag on the barbie!

Q: Other uses?

A: Apart from massaging different parts of your body a Cundigo dildo makes for a surprisingly good self defence weapon.