Funny questions
Q: Will I get splinters from a wooden dildo?
A: No you will not - just like you don't normally get splinters from wooden chair. If properly taken care of a Cundigo dildo is almost indestructible.
Q: Will my pet dog or goat eat my Cundigo dildo?
A: Yes, please keep away from animals, they do tend to like chewing on things.
Q: Water and fire?
A: Yes and no. Cundigo wooden dildo loves to take baths with you, but do not mistake it for a snag on the barbie!
Q: Other uses?
A: Apart from massaging different parts of your body a Cundigo dildo makes for a surprisingly good self defence weapon.